So whats your name?
Jordan

Middle name?
Levi

Last?
Rubin

What name do you usually go by?
Jordan... Sometimes J.R.... Sometimes "Mello"

Got any nicknames?
The S.S.W.S.C. calls me Ruby

Do you like your full name?
My first name reminds of tomato soup for some reason, my middle name is a brand of jeans and some bliblical character, my last name is Russian but not Russian enough... Well, I guess I KIND OF like it.

If not what would you like your full name to be?
Something old school and Russian...

What would your nicknames be?
Not sure.

What name would you go by?
Byron XD

Whats your age?
16

What age do you look?
If you just met me, most people think I just graduated.

What age do you act?
17-18

What age do you feel?
I feel like I'm in my 30's, to be honest. Like I was born into the wrong generation.

What age do you wish you were?
26

Are these questions getting on your nerves?
Of course not.

Ok....Zodiac sign?
Taurus.

Birthdate?
May 6th 1993, shortly after lunch.

Birth Place?
St. John Hospital

Current location?
My father's room

Hometown?
St. Stephen, N.B.

Relationship status?
Single

Do you like your status?
Yeah. I love it.

If single do you have a crush right now?
I can't say I do. But I am overcome by the beauty and sweetness of a certain individual.

If taken are you loving it or are you confused?
N/A

Height?
5'9"-5'10'

Weight?
135 lbs

Body Type?
Twiggy

Do you like your body type?
Yes. Although it really isn't the most, um, intimidating of shapes.

What color is your hair currently?
Medium tone Blonde with natural highlights.

Whats your natural hair color?
It has remained in it's current state since birth..

What color are your eyes?
Green, according to Erry P.

What color shoes/flip flops/sandals do you normally wear?
Black, leather, clunky Industrial boots.

Everyday style of clothing?
I dress rather formally. Tight, Gothic button-up shirts, vests, black, bootcut pants. Neck chains and Fingerless gloves. An abundance of leather.

Overall style of clothing?
Goth with Mod lapping around the edges.

Do you wear make up?
I do sometimes. Not so much anymore because of how much it made me look like Meryl Streep in photos XD.

If so what?
Guyliner.

Do you wear jewlery?
Some.

If so what?
A chain collar, my FF8 long necklace and I own and often wear black and red rosaries, Sunglasses don't count, but I love my pink aviators and Mello sunglasses.

Got any peircings?
Nope

If so what?
"I'm getting my guiche piereced. It's that little ridge between your asshole and your vagina" Oh, Invisible Monsters... How I love you.

Got any tattoos?
No.

If so what?
N/A

Whats your occupation?
I sell popcorn to old people and the little children on Thursday nights.

Do you hoard money?
If I get it and I made it myself it's usually in the bank within two hours. If it's given by Dad it's all towards caffeine, cab rides chocolate and nicotine.

What do you think of the death of Michael Jackson?
It is an excuse for bunches of people who once hated him to step forward and change their entire belief that he was a pedophile and say "Oh, he was so awesome" simply because his death makes him once again trendy. It is also an excuse for eager Facebook quiz-makers to create a surge of "What recent dead guy are you?" and "What M.J. song are you?" quizzes. I remember that when I first heard the news, Gillian had rushed into the Deerslayer to tell us all. I suggested to Erin, who was in control of the iPod, to play something by M.J.

Were you a fan of his?
His songs are really, really, really catchy, but I don't follow his work. I have three songs of his on my iPod Wannabe.


What is your best friend's name?
Jamie R. Lord.

Whats his or her mom's name?
I don't know his ACTUAL mother's name. But I know his Lori.

Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Nowhere particularly unusual.

Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Sabby D... Oh my god, I can't believe she chose to be a teacher. She could so be a celebrity.

Have you graduated from school yet?
No, but the population of St. Stephen seems to think I have.

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
No, but I'm very open to the experience.

Whats the first thing you wash while in the shower?
My chest.

Do you think it's weird for straight guys to have man crushes?
No, not really. I would go completely gay for Nivek Ogre.

Whats the strangest talent you have?
Fashion sense?

Whats your favorite flavored pringles?
Pizza.

Whats the last thing you ever got grounded for?
Owing assignments. This was the ONLY time I've EVER been grounded.

Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No.

How many times have you been cussed out?
Once, by Erin.

Which shoe do you put on first usually?
I'd say, right.

Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Nope. But hope springs eternal? ^-^'

Is there one thing all of your ex's had in common?
They all weren't for me XD.

Did you french kiss before you were 16?
Oh yeah.

Who is the last person you think about before falling asleep?
Sean Brennan?

Who do you miss right now?
CHantel (JESSICA CRAIG)

What was your childhood nickname?
Prancy.

Have you ever had a song or a poem written about you?
Yeah. Many of my ex's liked poetry as much as I did or they tried to, therefor they woud write about me.

When was the last time you played the air guitar?
Probably this morning.

Whats the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Driving.

Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Ew.

How do you normally eat your cookies?
Is that somekind of innuendo?

When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I have to wear a belt with EVERYTHING.

Name something you do only when you're alone?
Watch myself lip-synch into the mirror and pretend to be a superstar XD.

How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Approximately 6 5% beers. However with vodka and hard liquors and coolers one can never be quite sure. When I drink, I drink a variety. It's very seldom to find just beer in me when I'm drunk.

Do you read often?
Yes. Many trangressive novels, Philosophies and Horror.

What was the last book you read?
Glamorama by Bret Easton Ellis

How was it?
It enjoyed quite a bit. I found it fascinating.

Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Never.

How often do you clean out your ears?
Not sure.

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch.

Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
The last thing I remembered sticking in my nose were chopsticks... I also remember that in the sixth grade I was quite the idiot.

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Follow my heart.

Have you ever called your gf/bf by another girl/guys name?
Yes. Usually "Jamie" or "Gillian" or "Dad"

Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
Nope.

Have you ever played naked twister?
Nope

Have you ever been drunk at work?
No, but I remember drinking a tiny bit of Kaluha before work last year. It didn't effect my working abilities.

Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive?
Nope.

Do you want to bring sexy back?
I've brought sexy back 8D.

Have you ever had a crush and they liked you back but had never dated?
Yeah.

Have you ever slept with someone but had never dated?
Welcome to my sex life... -_-

Is it usually easy for someone to make you smile?
Yeah.

Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
St. John at some store I can't remember the name of.

Whats your favorite drink?
Alcoholic it's White Russians and Non-Alcoholic it's Tab Cola.

Name one person you wish you knew better?
Larissa.

Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?
Just about every time they come to visit me.

How many friends all together have stopped by your house?
5.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name starts with A, J, S, C, R, M, B?
Yes.

Are you one of those people who never drink soda?
I love Soda.

How many text messages are in your inbox?
None because I have no such device.

Would you be surprised if your parents had another baby together?
REALLY REALLY REALLY SURPRISED!

What were you doing in the last picture taken of you?
Wearing Erin's glasses saying "Sex is for married people".

What made you kiss the last person you kissed?
Passion, lust and... well... love.

Is the last person that you had a conversation with a male or a female?
Male

Last song you listened to?
EmpTe by Skinny Puppy. I love vocals.

Was it Emo?
NO! It was Electro-Industrial from one of the best artists in the business.

Would you date your number two?
What?

Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Yeah.

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Things seem to be looking up. Jamie and I are back to normal, rightful orders are being restores, cosplays are complete, artwork is doing well, I'm partying on Halloween night with Adrian.... Life is good.

What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Thursday! The Halloween Dance.

What things would you change about your life right now?
I would have perfect, new, less sexually ambiguous clothing, have someone to love who loves me back, an apartment somewhere away from my idiot/father (Oh, cry me a river) etc.

Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
I always play the role of the caring friend. "It's okay. Just get it out...No, don't worry I won't leave you here. I <333 you"

Last time you cried?
Saturday?

Have you kissed anyone in the last 2 weeks?
No.

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?
ALthough I hate the look of my hairy man-legs, I refuse to take that action.

What about armpitts?
No.

Do you paint your finger nails?
No. I don't like the look of it.

If so what color are they?
Natural, unpainted.

Are you in love with a boy?
I was, for a LONG while.

Are you in love with a girl?
No. I wouldn't describe it as love.

Do you have more than 1 bestfriend?
No.

Has someone ever called you beautiful?
Only a drunk has ever described me as exactly "beautiful". However, from sober people, I get "Hot", "Cute", "Handsome", "Sexy", "Good Looking", "Decent Looking" and from the D.A. crowd I get "OMFG MELLO! RAEP!"

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
We never know. Probably not, because relationshit sucks.

Ever had a boy best friend?
My best friend is a boy!

Do you think chad michael murray is cute?
Who is this Chad Michael Murray?

Are you tan?
No.

Do you straighten your hair often?
Every day, almost.

Have you ever kissed the same sex?
Yes.

Last MySpace message you received?
Some guy adding me because I'm young and I read Nietzsche o,o.

Does anyone hate you?
Wes doesn't hate me, but he doesn't like how I get all of his girlfriend's attentnion. Logan hates me. So do a few homophobic assholes, Country Bumpkins and Frenchies (Those three categories are also not mutually exclusive).

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Sure.

What's most stressing right now?
Don't fall asleep... Never fall asleep.

Do you swallow gum when you're done with it?
Yes.

What would you do if you had a time machine?
I would go back in time and fix some things. First of all, I would have told myself how bad I dressed a few years ago, secondly I would prevent myself from ever dating Raylene Spence (Shudder), thirdly I would make sure agreed to fight Kirk McLaughlin a few nights ago (So I could sustain one punch and then see him get splattered across the pavement by my "Bodyguard" XD), fourtly I would introduce my current philosophies to a younger more impressionable me, fifth on the list, I would never have quit my job at Petes, sixth I would have chosen to relive a certain sexual experience I had and tell myself how to do it right ^-^'

The next person you'll hold hands with...will it mean anything?
Not really.

Are you someone's best friend?
Jamie's ^_^

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?
This person does not exist.

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
Well, there's always the fact that Logan is still alive, then there's always the fact that there are people living with me that gossip about me, then there's always the fact I my math teacher who looks like Sidney Lassic is always humiliating me, the annoyance of being broke.

Have you ever taken someone back after they hurt you?
Yeah.

Will you be in bed within twenty minutes?
God... I hope not.

What color was the last pill you took?
r-r-r-r-r-r-red.

Do you like hugs?
Love em.

Have you ever cried in front of a friend?
I think Jamie is the only friend who has ever seen me cry.

Why did you last cry?
I was being verbally attacked by my idiot/father.

Ever kissed in the rain?
YES! It was the most beautiful moment in my life thus far.

Are you a jealous person?
Very.

Do you hate the last GUY you had a conversation with?
Sometimes.

Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Depends...

Would you ever donate blood?
Certainly.

Have you ever been given a rose?
Yes.

Have you ever licked a photo?
I think so XD.

Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
Not really.

Do you have any odd fetishes?
Well. I consider myself to be a multi-fetishist. Particularly with bondage, foot fetishism and I have a bit of a thing for...um...blood ^-^'

Whats your current problem?
My not-so-leather pants don't allow me to breathe 0_0.

Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes. Twice by the same person. THe first time I cried into their shirt for 4 hours because of how much I loved them. The second, over the phone and wanting to kill them for being so cold.

How many kids do you want to have?
1. A girl

What is/are your favorite colors?
Black and Purple. According to Jamie, anything purple, I am automatically entitled to. I also am a fan of red. The color of passion, blood and love.

Is it hard to tell someone you like them?
No. The timing is just impossible! When I like someone the first thing I want to do is go "Hey, I like you a lot!" but I am always having to deal with ettiquette,

Imagine your spouse just died would you get re-married?
Depends on how much I loved that spouse.

Have you ever wrote a love song/poem/letter/note?
Yes.

Do you want to get married?
If I find the right person.

Did you have a good day today?
I slept through most of it.

Do you believe in love?
I guess you can say I do now.

What are you thinking about?
The Cure.

Would you ever go back to any of your past relationships?
I might want to go off and be with Amber in Fredericton. But when we parted, we had no intetnions of ever seeing eachother again.

Who's the closest person/people to you?
Jamie is the closest.

Song that always makes you sad?
Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance. It's a hold over from my Hardcore Punk phase and it always makes me think of the worst thing that could ever happen to me.

Last thing you bought?
etalocohC.

Last person you argued with?
Dad.

Do you put butter before putting the jelly on?
YES!

One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?
The Phantom of the Opera... Well, he doesn't count, does he? Um... I don't think Ziggy Stardust, the Alien does either.... Um... Boo, the Bear! (Dear god is it that hard to remember animals that exist in nature that I once owned for hugging pleasure.)

Did you ever own at one time a nysnc Cd?
No.

What about the backstreet boys?
No.

Spice girls?
Why am I getting vague memories of the shitty music I listened to when I was 6!

Favorite day of the week?
Wednesday always seems like a good day.

Favorite sundae topping?
Peanut Butter Sauce from Dari Delite! LYNDSAY, ERIN, GILLIAN, I COMMEND YOU!

Did you take Piano lessons?
Nope.

Most frequent song on your iPod played?
The Bondage Song by London After Midnight, Flood by the Sisters of Mercy and The Drowning Man by the Cure

T.V. show you secretly enjoy?
Dark Shadows XD

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
Hockey.


Date someone older or younger?
Younger.

One place you could travel right now?
Into town 8D that is the most successful journey.

Do you use umbrellas?
Yes.

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
I think so.

Favorite Cheese?
CREAM CHEESE!

Disturbed or My Chemical Romance?
Skinny Puppy! 8D

Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
Brunettes.

Best job you ever had?
Popcorn business.

Did you go to your high school prom?
I've gone to some other people's

Perfect time to wake up?
10:00 AM

Perfect time to go to bed?
3:00AM

What did or what did you not like about this survey?
Repetition in questioning.